Don’t Smoke This Tote Bag!™
We joke! But seriously, it won’t work, even if you were silly enough to try. Why? Because hemp is not marijuana. And, it’s completely the wrong part of the plant! Our goal is to educate with a good sense of humor. But seriously, please don’t try to smoke any hemp product!
This tote bag is woven from hemp fiber. Hemp fiber comes from the tall stems of specific varieties of hemp, chosen for their long fibers.
Hemp plants are legally required to have less than 0.3% THC, a tiny amount. And even if the hemp plant had trace amounts of THC, the processed fiber has zero.
This tote bag is sturdy and affordable. Made from strong, light-weight, 100% hemp 8 oz. canvas. Hemp canvas feels kinda similar to your typical cotton tote bag material, but it’s sooo much stronger! Hemp is the finest, strongest, most sustainable, natural fiber fabric in the world. Printed on one side with our Hemp Go Green® logo so you can help make a statement about why the world needs more hemp products. (Amongst other benefits, hemp is renewable, sustainable, and revitalizing!) Printed on the other side with our humorous warning!
This hemp tote makes an excellent book bag or market bag. The straps are long enough to conveniently throw over your shoulder for every day carry to work, school, or shopping. In our experience this light-weight hemp canvas tote bag easily replaces two plastic grocery bags, maybe even three. So get a couple of these bags, throw them over your shoulders, and carry all the groceries you can handle. No worries about broken handles or ripped bags ever again. These bags will last you a lifetime, and save you a lifetime of disposable bags!
- 100% hemp
- Sturdy and affordable!
- Strong, light-weight, 8 oz. canvas
- Excellent book bag or market bag
- Convenient shoulder-length straps
- Load it up with heavy books or groceries — it can take it!
- Measures 16 Inches Wide x 17 1/2 Inches Tall + straps
(Shrinks to 16 in. x 16 in. after first washing)
- Machine washable
- Ships in an environmentally-friendly paper envelope (No plastic!)
- FREE Shipping!
Lifetime Satisfaction Guaranteed!
Need one last nudge before clicking that Add to Cart button? Our products are guaranteed forever! If at any time, ever, you are not completely satisfied with your Hemp Go Green® 100% Hemp Tote Bag, we will gladly refund or replace it free of charge, including shipping! Please see our Guarantee/Warranty page for more information.
Please note — This product is made slightly oversize to allow for shrinkage. Will shrink to a finished size of approximately 16 in. x 16 in. after the first washing.